"Just saw me on Lemon's show and me thought me didn't do me justice. Me used to do much better that the me that showed up but me is happy that many of you thought me did good enough." - Carl Reiner 

"Today I take pride in my brother Charlie, whom in WW2 fought in 11 major battles among them, the landing in Africa, the invasion of Normandy &, the Battle of the Bulge. For his efforts, at Arlington, he received a 21 gun salute & his name enshrined in their marble wall!" - Carl Reiner